So… I bet you’re all wondering “where in the world is Deadpool?” I sure wasn’t with Carmen San Diego that’s for sure! (I know all you ZC fans were worried with baited breath for little ol’ me.)
Well, if you have kept up with my antics, then you know I was last left on a lake with a foreboding warning about a large carnivorous fish, from the Norse god, and major b-hole, Loki.
Needless to say, I was eaten. Luckily, I brought plenty of bullets and my trusty swords. I’m no marine biologist, but I don’t need to be in order to shoot and cut my way out of a stomach. Turns out it was a thick stomach. (I’m gonna be honest here… I didn’t get through the stomach. I was, as they say, passed through brown town).
I’m gonna need the costume cleaned… Na, I’ll just burn it. There is no way this stench is coming out. It might be a while before I eat fish sticks, that’s for sure. I swear, the first person to make a ‘Jonah’ joke, I will find them and I can introduce you to the giant fish myself. (As soon as I shower in disinfectant and bleach that is.)
Seriously, not one missed call, text, voicemail, Snapchat, MySpace message, or Facebook poke … And to think, I thought you all cared about me! I think I’ll just go clean my guns, cry til I dehydrate, make some pancakes, and find Thor, that guy always puts me in a better mood.
James Romansky is a graduate from NMSU and has written many Lil’ Deadpool Diary Adventure Parodies for Zia Comics in Las Cruces New Mexico. He is the photographer and editor of the photos that correspond with each story of the series as well. A Native New Mexican, James predominantly writes short fiction loosely based off his experiences in the southwest.