Well Zia Comic fans, I was putting together a little surprise for a friendly neighborhood Spider-guy and this dude shows up. This is Green Goblin and he ruined everything!
He’s one of those guys that laughs at everything you say, very creepily and maniacally I might add. Needless to say, he is a negative Norman Osborn. There I am, slaving away, half way done with my fire works display (mostly dynamite) and he shows up… Throwing flaming pumpkin bombs! I told him the pumpkins were a bad idea.
Its a good thing I have this handy dandy healing factor. Bad news is I spent half an hour looking for my left arm. Even worse news my fireworks display is ruined! It was going to be so beautiful. I was going to write “Spider-man + Deadpool=BFFs” In the night sky.
I cried so hard I threw up… The cake tasted just as good as it went in though. Anyway, I’m gonna go crawl into my sock drawer and cry. Later days ZC fans, Deadpool needs some alone time and a tub of mint chocolate chip to make all this heartache go away! (Oh sob! Oh cry!)
-James Romansky is a graduate from NMSU and has written many Lil’ Deadpool Diary Adventure Parodies for Zia Comics in Las Cruces New Mexico. He is the photographer and editor of the photos that correspond with each story of the series as well. A Native New Mexican, James predominantly writes short fiction loosely based off his experiences in the southwest.